Eh this week was pretty boring… But I guess we will start from the beginning.
One on one date with Kacie B. was like my dream date. Oh my heck how fun would that be?? In case you missed it they each got to bring three things and spent the whole day on a deserted island.
I thought it was hilarious though right when they got there Kacie said, “I’m getting a little worried” (refering to being on a deserted island)…… really Kacie??? You know there is a whole camera crew right in front of you? You’ll be alright. Especially since 5 minutes later you guys are sitting around a fire sipping on champagne.. which is weird because I didn’t see either of you bring champagne or champagne glasses as one of your three “survival” items.
Ben has realllllly got to stop picking humid locations. His greasy hair, middle part is muffier than ever.
Here is Ben:
Now want to see Ben’s doppelgängers?
Francine from Arthur
And Mr. Caveman from Geico commercials
Quotes from Courtney:
“I feel like ben and I just got really close last time” (referring to skinny dipping)
(well…. yeahhh…. I mean…… I don’t want to say anything inappropriate but…… he walked his dog in your park Courtney. You don’t get much closer baby doll!!)
“I AM SOO WET”
“THEY ARE ALL SO PRUDE”
OH MY GOSH!!! WE GET IT! YOU’RE A HOOK JOB AND YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING TOPLESS AND/OR NAKED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! You have zero class. And guess what else? Ben does NOT look good in a loin cloth. In fact, I really never want to see that again. So Francine and McSlutSlut and go slut it up in Slutville. I won’t be jealous.
Anyone else think Blakely’s book was a little creepy? I felt like she was Kate Hudson on How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days when she whips out the baby book. “WE DON’T HAVE CHILDREN!!!!”
Casey S. was such an awful crier. Like reeeeaaaal bad. I feel bad that she had to watch that.
Jamie- “I think about you often and the things I would like to do with you” (awkwardly gets on his lap and straddles him).. “I like being on your lap do you like me being on your lap?” (awkwardly makes out with him then nervously laughs) “k lets do this again, mouth closed, then mouth open k? then we will explore.” (start kissing) “no no mouth closed remember?!”
blah blah blah ahhh just stop talking!!!!!!! Seriously. Stop.
I am so embarrassed for her!!! Oh my gosh.
I had to look away.
I had to look away.
“I feel like he is just done with me I really do”
Yeah…. yeah Jamie… We all do too.
aaaaand she’s gone.