You know in elementary school how there is the “hottest guy” that every girl wants? He isn’t really that hot but for some reason every girl fights over him? He secretly tells each girl he likes them and “asks them out”. They ride home on their Razor scooter and throw themselves on their bed and start dreaming of the perfect candy poster that he will bring them because they are so in love. The day dream will of course be backed up to the song, “Why Can’t I” by Liz Phair. You run to the computer to get on AIM only to be greeted by a message, “Hey Hottie” from your new boyfriend. Immediately after you edit your “info” and at the very bottom put **** , which of course stands for your new boyfriends name. You watch him play kickball at recess and you wear your cutest Limited Too shirt.. because, well, you have to dress to impress when you are the hottest guys girlfriend. You also make sure to feed your giga pet on time in front of him so he KNOWS you’ll be a good mom one day. Then slowly but surely all the girls start to find out about the other and the uninviting from birthday parties begins. You angrily break up with him and bawl your sorry eyes out when reality is: you had maybe two minutes of human interaction with him. The rest was you day dreaming about him and thinking youre in love just because everyone else is.
THAT is what the bachelor is to me.
He is such a slut. Must he kiss mack on every girl and pretend to be in love with all of them? Then all the girls bawl as if they were actually in love with a human they spoke to twice.
It’s kind of ridiculous… but I love it so much.
(and sometimes it works out.. TRISTA AND RYAN! and Molly and Jason 
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normally I try not to call people Transy Vultures.. but… well….
Looks like someone dipped their face in a dorritos bag and got a little bleach happy afterwards…
nah.. now that is just rude Amber.
Is it though?
you have absolutely no filter when it comes to ripping people apart. It’s very judgemental and mean. doesn’t seem to fit very well with your resolution to look more for inner beauty. for someone who preaches a lot about loving people for who they are and not ragging on people if they aren’t the prettiest in society’s eyes. i don’t think you would be very proud to present some of the things you say in your blog to the Prophet. Would you be embarassed if it was read out loud to you by Christ? Just something to think about because you are representing the LDS church.
Amber, your blog is so cute! I have been reading it the last few days and i love your humor! So funny! I sat and watched the bachelor tonight with my roommates. I could not agree with you more! The bachelor is sort of my entertainment for the night! It is so cheesy but I cant help but watch it every week…every season!
Jennifer! Haha thanks girl I am glad you like it! People either get offended or like it! haha but seriously isn’t bachelor just so addicting?! Watching it with all your roommates is the best part haha I love hearing all my friend’s commentary! love ya!
Anonymous- I decided to approve your comment only because you make some valid points. I did write a post on finding the inner beauty in people. Read the post again and notice that I said that was my New Year’s Resolution. A New Year’s Resolution is a lifestyle change that an individual commits to. Meaning, I made that my resolution because it is something that I, personally, struggle with. Clearly, I have not done the best job of living up to my resolution but hey, I never claimed to be perfect. I am the first to admit that judging people is my vice. Especially judging people that are on TV whom I have no real ties with. I’m sorry if anything I said offended you. Most of what I say is sarcastic and I know that can come across offensive to some! I really am sorry for this post and will try to do a better job of representing the LDS church in a positive light and not being so quick to judge!
I wish he had kept Shawntel!
Taylor- I agree!! I really think had Courtney not made her comment when she got the rose, that shawntel would have stayed!
I just stumbled across your blog and I think it is witty and funny and very clever you are entitled to voice your opinion in any way you choose I am also LDS and I didn’t think you represented the church negatively at all can’t wait to read more!!
Bravo- Aw thank you so much
I’m glad you didn’t think so.. I hope I didn’t! Thanks so much for your sweet comment!
Hahah this was soo funny!!! Love it.