kkk so my worst fear came true today…
cute sir: “are you dating anyone?”
me: “no”
cute sir: “well perfect, me and some friends are all bringing dates to go salsa dancing.. haha we have never done it and want to try it out and i was hoping you would come and we can get dinner before?”
what he is asking me in my head: “hey so i was wondering if me and my friends could watch you awkwardly flail your 5’10″ frame and lerpalicious limbs around a dance floor in an attempt to salsa?”
me: “yeah that sounds fun”
WTF. whyyy? why do i accept these challenges?
i mean what a completely juvenile young man!!!
the nerve.
who doesnt know that rule #1 of lerp city is: never attempt new dance moves in front of an unfamiliar crowd.
HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW THIS???
public knowledge people.
so naive.
i know i will look like a fool.
but ill probably go anyways just because i know it will be 100% hilarious.
SALSA CHOCOLATE!? OH MY gosh that place is the best. You should go. You will not regret it. Seriously no inhibitions out on that dance floor! It’s the greatest time. When me and my girlfriends couldn’t do the dance we just started poppin it and doin whatever and it was just so fun. go.
BAHAHAH! So funny. I’m tall & a toothpick too.. good luck! I’m sure you’ll shake it like Shakira anyhow
brooke!! i dont know what place it is!! but i know i like have always wanted to do it as a joke but im so nervous im just so lerpy! haha im glad you love it though that makes me feel better!
lisa! hilarious right? like just the thought of me trying to salsa dance absolutely cracks me up! how tall are you?!
I’m 5’6-so no model like yourself but I’m so string bearish it makes me appear taller than I am–which I used to hate but I don’t mind as much now. Better than being short and fat?! Haha