kkk so my worst fear came true today…
cute sir: “are you dating anyone?”
cute sir: “well perfect, me and some friends are all bringing dates to go salsa dancing.. haha we have never done it and want to try it out and i was hoping you would come and we can get dinner before?”
what he is asking me in my head: “hey so i was wondering if me and my friends could watch you awkwardly flail your 5’10″ frame and lerpalicious limbs around a dance floor in an attempt to salsa?”
me: “yeah that sounds fun”
WTF. whyyy? why do i accept these challenges?
i mean what a completely juvenile young man!!!
who doesnt know that rule #1 of lerp city is: never attempt new dance moves in front of an unfamiliar crowd.
HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW THIS???
public knowledge people.
i know i will look like a fool.
but ill probably go anyways just because i know it will be 100% hilarious.