truths for the day…
dear stranger walking down the street holding a delicious pan of cinammon rolls:
when i pulled over to ask what those were the appropriate response would have been, “cinnamon rolls, would you like one?” not, “cinnamon rolls”
sincerely, fat chick seeking any form of sugar.
i finally asked my sisters roommate whom i do not know, for a piece of her pie. she was stunned. but i got a piece so all is well.
i am like 1000% obsessed with my roommates right now. like honestly obsessed. i love them. all 7 of them. we are all bringing our beds into our massive family room and going to have sleep overs.
im going to az this weekend to walk 60 miles for breast cancer and havent trained… eek.
kim kardashian is so high maintenance and idiotic that it pains me. you really thought your marriage would last? you wear $50,000 earrings to the beach and cry hysterically when they fall out in the ocean.. what did you think would happen? no one wants to deal with that.
i cannot wait to see my bestest friends this weekend!!!!